Live Like a Star in Vancouver

This idea came to me today as I was riding the bus.  We were stuck in traffic and the streets were gridlocked.  All side streets were backed up.  My mind drifted to those useless conversations that commuters have about the route they take to work.  Everyone has the best, quickest, most efficient way to get from home to work and avoiding all the traffic.  Ya, whatever.

My mind also drifted to how superstars are asked to vary the routes they take to their studio, favourite hair salon, restaurant, dog groomer.  They are asked to do this not to avoid traffic but rather to avoid being shot at - by paparazzi or by some freak with a weapon.

On April 3 there was a terrible murder in a Vancouver park.  For the one or two weeks after there was a lot of press about the murder.  The police came out with some tips for joggers - never jog alone, don't jog while listening to music, have a mobile phone with you.  They also suggested that joggers alter their jogging routes and times in the park.  This would make it harder for a stalker to figure out your whereabouts.

Citizens of Vancouver.  You inhabitants of that most beautiful city - the envy of much of the world.  You superstars of urban dwellers.  Alter your jogging schedules and routes so that the wackos don't get you.

You can keep your stardom.

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